Woah, I was sat at my computer and a ghost popped out and was like "I'm the spirit of PC Paul! A guy who liked computers so much he died!" and I was like woah. He put all these viruses onto my computer and then he hooked this machine up to my nose hairs and hooked those up to the computer and then I got nose viruses from the computer viruses because of the electrons or something. I was a zombie and I ate Paul the ghost with my vacuum like Luigi or something! I tried to unhook myself from the machine with my spider powers but then there was blood out of his eyes! Blood out of his mouth! Blood everywhere! I went to the store and everyone was dead in pools of blood! But then it turned out it was my birthday and everything was okay again. The end.